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Hello, Asheville! Sharon August 17, YoMama August 16, MIchellaBella August 16, Randi August 16, Laura Jo Sharpe August 16, This is terrifyingly accurate. Good heavens. The same limitating stereotypes fit the women of this town as well.
COM is a local news and entertainment website serving the city and the people of Asheville, N. Ashvegas is a hyper-local independent news site owned and operated by its founder, Jason Sandford. Explore Ashvegas. Is this old age? I love how you read. He smells like patchouli but seems … sensual. It also has a jacuzzi and 14 acres. Cause of breakup: He blows up at you for making fun of his music and his weird relationship with his mom, then storms out to go microdose mushrooms at the corner bar. Asheville News. Also he hates puppies, children, old people and only drives low rider trucks. Sheri Larkin August 16, Gotta add in the Divorced Young dad because Asheville is where marriage comes to die!?
August 16, Article. AF August 16, A little ageish, though. Stop asking.
You know the one. This is so scarily accurate that I gasped. Ever slept with a guy who keeps his dog on a chain? Bravo, Stephanie! Hilarious and spot on. Tags: aging crust punkAshevilleDouble CrownskateboarderSkateboardingyoga. You leave him for the sake of your physical, emotional and financial health. Alex Pappas August 17, Alex August 17, Trulyyours August 16, Robbie August 16, Nathan August 16, LGracie August 16, Nancy Lindell August 16, Echoing Laura — the is terrifyingly accurate.
All Rights Reserved. Stephanie Rogers is a something human being living and existing in Asheville, North Carolina. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. My medium sized dream is coming to fruition! Great writing and made me laugh out loud! And also really well-written and funny!
The answer is no. You forget about the guy from shitty Florida with a neck tattoo that lies about living in Asheville and sleeps with married women only to take them down a drug induced ride of heroin based kiddie drugs while sleeping with every transvestite in town behind their back. God, this was funny.
I have lived in Asheville for 11 years and have not dated a single one of these types of men. Or, at least, it seems that has to be the …. He pays, which is really hot until halfway through the date when you realize that he brought you to his actual place of work so he could get an employee discount on the booze.
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Most likely has the last animal he had sex with on his chest. She does not have good taste. The words and pictures below were originally posted to social media, mostly … .
Save my name,and website in this browser for the next time I comment. I better get on this! God help us, this is scarily accurate. When you tell him to drink some water, he tells you to suck a dick. Jessica August 17, Scarlote August 17, This was great. Yes, more cultural diversity is needed coming from the west its sad here.
Kelly August 17, MS August 17, Wrong I been to Asheville many times and never slept with one. I love your writing! All that moaning must mean something, right? Nathan Jaremsek August 17, I live in Asheville and I am none of thoes.
He constantly tried to only get hand and neck tattoos to make it seem like he had sleeves. Chris Woods August 19, Stephanie, you are observant, creative, and incredibly funny! This guy just changed his Instagram from a personal profile to a business profile, because he wants to start taking his potential role as a music industry influencer more seriously. Cause of breakup: he gets too drunk at your birthday party and starts rapping in front of all your friends.
Cause of breakup: he never shares his cocaine with you.
Learn how your comment data is processed. So without further ado, I present the 5 men you will sleep with before you leave Asheville.
You are the only author that I never have to question what they wrote or double read a sentence for meaning. Very nice. Next Article. No type August 19, Benjamin J Bates August 19, Promise Boseman August 18, Susan August 17, So funny yet so true!! So accurate, and funny as hell. She spends her free time nurturing various addictions which include caffeine, the Internet, and Carly Rae Jepsen B-sides. I have been given the honor of writing for Ashvegas!!! His Tinder profile features shirtless mirror pics and photos of him with his ex, but you swipe right, because at this point, nothing turns you on more than a guy who has a stable source of income.
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Asheville is far from sexy. Bob Dobbs August 20, Big Al September 1, Normalcy can suck, sometimes. He tells you that your aura is special, and that he wants to know the real you.